Wisdom Quotes that are Witty
- My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
- By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
- My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
- Jimmy Durante
- My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
- By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
- A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.