Wisdom Quotes that are Witty

• My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
  - Jimmy Durante   

• By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
  - Socrates

• My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
  - Jimmy Durante

• My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
  - Rodney Dangerfield

• By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
  - Billy Crystal

• A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.